i will not, nor have i ever, brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack.
that is disgusting.
Everything about Ke$ha is disgusting.
i don’t even know who that is. who is ke$ha?
I would say go ahead and YouTube her, but I like you far too much to tell you to do such a terrible thing.
No! Don’t do it! Trust me!
What Encyclopedia Dramatica thinks about Richard. LMAO!
“Richard: The main character of the show. Wears makeup because he’s secure in his masculinity. Stays the same age so he can bone young chicks forever. Sadly, he has boned no chicks yet.”
-Encyclopedia Dramatica
I’m not sure I agree with this entirely. I feel like Richard has always had a secret harem of hotass Other chicks that even the most hardcore LOSTies don’t know about. Maybe Juliet was a part of it. Or that one cute girl from the 70s. Whatever the case may be, Richard IS bonin’ all the time. I know if I was on the island, I’d be seeking out what lies in the shadow of the statue. In his pants.
In before we find out that Richard is actually gay.
